About
What is this?
Am I The Asshole? is a probability toy. It estimates how asshole-ish a situation might be — not moral truth, not legal advice, not relationship counseling.
Think: vibes + math + a shrug.
What it is not
- ❌ A judge
- ❌ A therapist
- ❌ A truth machine
If it feels wrong, trust yourself.
Privacy
- ✅ No accounts
- ✅ No servers
- ✅ No tracking
- ✅ No storage
Your text never leaves your device.
Offline mode
On first use, this app downloads a small AI model. After that, it works fully offline.
Airplane mode friendly.
About the AI
Uses a small on-device language model to estimate tone. It does not understand intent, context, or morality.
Licensed under Apache 2.0 / MIT.
Disclaimer:
This is a toy.
* Nothing Actually Proven.
More experiments at sleighterror.com